Roger Taylor likes to think he’s a no nonsense, ass kicking cop. He likes to think he’s the best detective/person in the world. He’s incredible, and has more arrests over Detective Lucy Boynton. Everything he thinks is wrong. But, he is still a good detective, and the 99 is so lucky to have him. Okay, ignore that last part, that was written by Joe. Anyways, Roger’s a good cop, but he does quote Die Hard way too much.
Lucy Boynton as Detective Amy Santiago:
Lucy is very good, and her bet with Roger is really bringing in arrests. She’s always trying to suck up to.her superiors, and never says no to one of them. I once asked her to get me a yogurt and she brought me all of them because she didn’t know which one I wanted. She also seems to really like filing things specific ways. She also has a binder for every person in bullpen. I try not to think of it.
Joseph Mazzello as Detective Charles Boyle:
Oh Joe, we all love Joe, but he doesn’t love anybody as much as he loves Roger. They’re best friends, and Joe would do anything for him. Even betray everything he stands for. Except for food. It’s technically one thing that keeps him happy in life. I didn’t say that, Joe did. Anyways, he’s a good cop, but a bit too loyal if you ask me. He’s volunteered to shampoo Roger’s hair. It’s really weird.
John Deacon as Detective Rosa Diaz:
Now John, I wouldn’t get on his bad side. He has a million weapons stashed in places you wouldn’t think possible. I once saw an officer ask about what he did over the weekend, and he pulled an axe out of nowhere. Anyways, be careful of him, and don’t ask too many questions. He doesn’t like questions. Talk to him about cases, if you’re on them, and nothing else. He can destroy you in less than a sentence.
Freddie Mercury as Gina Linetti:
Freddie doesn’t do any Detective work, he’s a secretary. He was given the job by Roger a few months ago, but ever since the captain left us, he’s been ordering people around like he owns the place. You aren’t the captain Freddie! You just worked for him! He’s also always on his phone. It takes a miracle to take him off it. Luckily, I know that miracle. It’s saved us a few times, but, I don’t want to brag. Actually I do, but now is not the time Brian!
Gwilym Lee and Rami Malek as Hitchcock and Scully:
I have to do this one together, the two are never far from each other. They’ve been on the force longer than anyone else in this room. That also means we can’t fire them for sitting around all day. They’re nice enough, but they have some serious issues to work out. Anyways, I would steer clear of them, wouldn’t want you caught up in their messes.
Brian May as Sergeant Terry Jeffords:
And I guess that leaves me sir. I’ve been Sergeant here for a few years now, and I guess you could say I’ve gotten pretty good at working with my team. We’re family and I would do anything for them. Except for die, my children still need their father to help them grow up. But, I guess I should lead you to your new office, Captain. I hope you like it, we cleared out everything for your new start here. Welcome to the 99 Captain Ben Hardy!
